================================================ Subject: Re: [ Creed Discuss ] An Ode to Scott and Hillaree From: "Joe Earles" To: "The New Improved Less Lame List" Date: Sun 24 Nov 2002 21:40:20 -0500 ================================================ It's Sunday. I'm home. I was taking a break from NBA Street at the time. I've become a gamer again. I don't know how it happened, I don't know why it happened, but the PS2 just rocks, dude. ----- Original Message ----- From: "NightStorm" To: "The New Improved Less Lame List" Sent: Sunday, November 24, 2002 7:27 PM Subject: Re: [ Creed Discuss ] An Ode to Scott and Hillaree > Work is slow again, huh? > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Joe Earles" > To: "Creed Discussion List" > Sent: Sunday, November 24, 2002 6:40 PM > Subject: [ Creed Discuss ] An Ode to Scott and Hillaree > > > > Scott's Cell Phone's Broken > > ©2002 Joseph E. Earles (pending) > > > > Well I just heard > > the news today > > Hillaree's been put away > > 'Cause Scott came home > > The other day > > And Hillaree > > Rearranged his face > > > > Scott's cell phone's broken > > His jaw is swelling > > Now he's on the mend > > Canceling dates again > > Scott's cell phone's broken > > His jaw is swelling > > Now he's on the mend > > Canceling dates again > > Scott's cell phone's broken > > > > When Scott came home > > He was out of luck > > Had to hear about > > The guys Hil f***ed > > He took her hand > > Said it was okay > > But that stoner bitch > > Clocked him anyway > > > > Scott's cell phone's broken > > His jaw is swelling > > Now he's on the mend > > Canceling dates again > > Scott's cell phone's broken > > His jaw is swelling > > Now he's on the mend > > Canceling dates again > > Scott's cell phone's broken > > > > (Spoken over interlude) > > JUDGE: Given the wanton nature of the crime I'm going to leave it up to > the > > victim to impose sentence. Mr. Stapp, what should we with your estranged > > wife? > > > > (sung) > > STAPP: If I had just one wish > > Only one demand > > She'd stay away from me > > Please make her understand > > That if this face is marred > > It could end my career > > She ought to think of that > > Before she drinks more beer > > > > Scott's cell phone's broken > > His jaw is swelling > > Now he's on the mend > > Canceling dates again > > Scott's cell phone's broken > > His jaw is swelling > > Now he's on the mend > > Canceling dates again > > Scott's cell phone's broken > > > > It's broken > > > > 11/24/02 > > > > > > To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, > visit: > > http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm > > To submit your profile, visit: > > http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp > > To view List member Profiles, visit: > > http://www.creedlisters.com > > > To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: > http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm > To submit your profile, visit: > http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp > To view List member Profiles, visit: > http://www.creedlisters.com To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm To submit your profile, visit: http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp To view List member Profiles, visit: http://www.creedlisters.com